Quad Quoteboards, Spring '99
prose by
sprice
01 September 2001
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That’s why Greg keeps Tofu in his pockets at all times.
--Josh
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Some people have six-packs.
You and I just have kegs.
--Josh
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sprice:
Who was that to, Josh? |
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jlewis:
Either to Wayne or to Greg; I can't recall which. |
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tom:
I put this on a Sharples tray... |
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Creativity.
It fosters shit.
[1]
--Greg
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[ 1 ] lizzy:
:D Too funny! |
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Chris, will you grab the other end of this girl?
--Greg
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Sometimes a pair of intertwined bananas is just a pair of intertwined bananas.
--Josh
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I’ve got to pick up Chris.
He’s in jail.
He was arrested for impersonating a Californian.
--Greg
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I’ve got paper cuts on my dick from reading Homer.
--Greg
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What’s that, Lassie?
Is Timmy tied to the bed?!
--Wayne
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We [Greg and Josh] represent the heathenist majority.
--Graaaaag
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Yeah, we’ll sit in the back of the class and sodomize each other.
--Wayne It all comes back to sodomy.
--Wayne
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?: Don’t you know white men can’t jump?
Scott: most white men haven’t trained with rabbits for several years.
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Wow, that was even better in 3-D inebrio-vision!
--Scott, wearing everyone’s glasses
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[regarding Samira’s drunkeness:]___________________________ Martin Luther would be upset.
--Samira
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But Prof.
Duplessy would be upset!
--Samira
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chaos:
spelling ninja: i believe he's duplessis. |
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heather:
Indeed. |
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Josh, make it okay.
--Samira
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Liz, , make it okay.
--Samira
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Wayne, make it okay.
--Samira
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Chris, make it okay.
--Samira
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Alastair won’t make it okay, he’ll just make it all confusing.
--Samira ___________________________________________________
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Samira: So I was talking about the restaurant/brothel...
...Chris: What, it’s eat in/eat out?
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sprice:
For the record, I still haven't forgiven Fanjul for that pun. |
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cfanjul:
; ) |
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Do you know what would happen if that 900 million dollars appeared in my account?
I’d treat you all to life!
Life!
On me!
--Chris
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samira:
Cutler or Fanjul? |
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They didn’t tell me in the college brochure that all my friends would be assholes.
--Chris
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You can’t be self-righteous lying on your boyfriend’s bed in yellow pants.
--Massey
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Uh, Greg, the floor is on fire.
You might want to get that.
--Alastair
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sprice:
The thing that impresses me most about this quote is that it's utterly factual. The floor was on fire. On the second floor of a building that in its best days compositionally resembled kindling. |
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Granted, at this point if she’s dead, she’s fucking dead.
--Wayne
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By the way, how are your mothers?
--Samira
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This sounds like a bad pick-up line, but "you should feel the inside." --Sierra
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I need a new major.
--Samira ...Hey, you can have mine!
--Alecia ...Yeah, but Econ has numbers in it.
--Samira ...But there’s only 10 numbers, whereas there’s 26 letters in all of English Lit.
--Chris
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Everything ends up down Samira’s bra.
--Chris ...Yeah, bicycle pumps, chihuahuas, professors...
--Wayne ...Will someone defend my honor?!
Only three things end up in my bra: Alastair’s glasses, money, and a dagger!
--Samira
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Only if you want to, Scott.
Don’t go down on my account.
--Chip (so that’s what you call it...)
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It’s called statutory if it’s found out.
--Chuck
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And me, the candy-intestined animal.
--Chip
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sprice:
Somehow it always comes back to Chip's gastrointestinal tract. Or, usually, one end of it. |
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cutler:
Ahem. I'd just like to mention at this juncture that I've been reading through comments on skein for half an hour now (you thought I was going to do _work_ on a Friday afternoon???) and have come across not one (re: my Romanticism photo), not two (re: "a well placed ass" in the Fall '98 quoteboard) but three (re: the oblique, and some might say unrelated gastrointestinal remark to the left) comments on my ass. Come on now people. Let's wrench our minds back to worthier topics. Like Chuck's Momma. ;-) |
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samira:
Hey Chris, how is Chuck's mama? |
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