Short, perky, sweet, and totally evil.
Anne is a Wellesley student who is studying in Florence, Italy for the year. She was Elizabeth Walsh's roommate last year; Elizabeth is Wayne's friend from high school; and Wayne was my roommate last year. "Aha! That is certainly a tenuous connection you have with Anne!" you may say. But we have an excellent working relationship. You see, Anne is Wayne's (very) significant other (!) and she has a deep-seated desire to KILL ME. Both these facts make me very aware of her. Which is why I wrote this page about her, to hopefully stave off her horrible wrath.
Let's start with the basics. Her name is "Anne". "Ann" +"e". Don't forget that "e" if you value various parts of your body.
Anne is hyperactive. She is bouncier than I am after 10 shots of espresso. She is perky. And she has a mean streak a mile wide. But I love her because when we were driving across the country, she and her family put us up for a night and were really nice to us. So, I love Anne. Even though last week she did state that
you know I can and will kick your ass, given the opportunity.Meep!
Why does she want to kill me? Because I uncovered her relationship with Wayne and exposed it to, oh, the entire Swarthmore Campus before they officially broke the news to their select group of friends. But, it's all good!
So, folks, now for the moment you've all been waiting for... the