A Statement of Belief: A description about the values I hold dear and a discussion of what it means for me to be Quaker.

Grace: An image of perfect grace.

Jocks, Monks, and Christian Slater: Wayne describes why he is a misanthrope, especially towards women.

The Particle Adventure: My summer job a few years ago was to take a dry education site about particle physics and spiffy it up with graphics, jokes, and newly written sections.

I like Monkeys: A literary critque by Wayne M.. Romanian gymnists, ejaculation, and a hundred dead monkeys.

The Mother Brain: Why you should obey.

College Beautification Plan: A humble set of suggestions to make Swarthmore a better place to live.

Swatlandia: A novel academic exercise.