Gumby's Fun-Filled List of Lodge 2 Pages
I suppose I should explain Gumby. Greg had a giant black-light poster of Gumby that he hung front and center in the common room. Gumby supervised the unfolding of events, so he makes a fitting mascot for this project.
Wayne:
Greg:
Chuck:
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Fun Statistics!
Our project totals 23,552 words, which is about the length of one of those in-depth New Yorker articles that everyone says they read, but don't.
Lodge 2 appears 99 times in this project.
The word fuck appears 71 times in this project.
The word dude appears 58 times in this project.
The word shit appears 51 times in this project.
Coffee appears 21 times in this project.
Jack Daniel's appears 9 times in this project.
Foucault appears 3 times in this project, and all on the same page. (Can you guess whose?)