Wayne
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Wayne
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"Someday Bob Dylan's gonna die and there's gonna be a tribute album and I'm gonna play this song and people will weep, dammit they will weep!"
Wayne is a guitar-playing, Mountain Dew-chugging, schnuggly, non-hippie freak of nature who returned from Italy after drinking both Rome and Florence dry. He likes to write about monkeys. He is a misanthrope, especially towards women and testosterone-driven, basketball worshipping, beer-guzzling cretins.
Wayne is a classics major. He went to Rome to study classics, but found much, much more.
A photo of the typical Wayne.
